‘Twas The Thump Before Christmas
By the Mother’s Window Tint Team – San Antonio’s Premier Auto Upgrade Elves

‘Twas the thump before Christmas, our car in the night,
Not a subwoofer thumping, our car a bland sight.
Car speakers buzzing and hissed in the air,
In hopes that Joe Calvey soon would be there.
The family was quiet, all bored in their seats,
The visions of bass, they longed for the beats;
And Mom in her shades, and I in my jacket,
Our windows no tint, a thief they might crack it.
When out on the driveway there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my Honda to see what was the matter.
Out of the car, I flew like a flash,
Threw open the doors, grabbed my keys off the dash.
While The sun baked my windows, burned my arm to ash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a thumping sleigh with elves in the rear.
As I drew up my head, and was turning around,
Down from the sleigh Joe Calvey jumped down with a bound.
He was dressed in a sweater, matching shoes on his foot,
And the snowflakes flew off his noggin as his head shook;
Excalibur alarms were flung on his back,
A collection of tools as he opened his pack.
He had speakers and dashcams that made us feel merry,
And car stereo screens that lit up like a cherry!
The roll of tint film he held tight in his hand,
Would soon block the heat of the sun’s solar band.
More rapid than lightning his elves they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now, Tinter! Now, Thumper! Now, Amp and Kicker!
On, Wraps! On, EXCALIBUR! On, Dash Cam, be QUICKER!
To the tint on the windows! To the subs in the trunk,
Let’s give that ride our famous MOTHER THUMP!
Tools buzzed in the air, the tint was soon drying,
“Wire the subs!” Joe cried as the elves said “We’re trying;”
So over the car the elf tinters flew,
With tools whirring —and Joe Calvey too.
He installed the alarm to keep our ride safe,
We’d soon have relief, as thieves stay away.
Joe and his elves are all great car tinters
In Texas where cars still get hot in the winter.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his fist,
Joe was ready to give my ride a new twist.
He spoke not a word, so focused on work,
Joe and his elves, their skills a great perk.
A twist of a knob and we felt the bass,
My ride was thumping and shaking the place;
The burglars and thieves, they trembled in fear,
As I armed my Excalibur, the tone in their ear.
The sun rays blasted my ride like a laser,
The tint was so strong, it didn’t even phase her.
Joe sprang to his sleigh, to his elves gave a shout,
“Buckle up, elves, we’re done let’s fly out!”
But I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight—
“DO IT AT MOTHERS AND SAVE, and to all, A MOTHER THUMP NIGHT!”

At Mother’s Window Tint in San Antonio, we know the holidays are all about that perfect gift—one that keeps on giving, like a ride that stays cool in the Texas sun and thumps with holiday cheer. Whether you’re decking out your whip with premium window tinting (ceramic for ultimate heat rejection or dyed for that sleek, legal darkness), slapping on eye-catching vehicle wraps (color-changing or matte to turn heads at the Alamo), or protecting your paint with ceramic coatings, we’ve got you covered. Don’t forget the fun stuff: crank up the vibes with car audio systems featuring stereos, subwoofers, speakers, and amps that deliver that signature thump. Add peace of mind with car alarms and GPS tracking to keep your sleigh safe from Grinches.
This holiday season, skip the fruitcake and give the gift of a upgraded ride. Swing by our San Antonio shop or call the crew—Joe Calvey’s got the tools, and we’re ready to make your vehicle jolly. Merry Christmas from all of us at Mother’s Window Tint!
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